MAJOR DERAILMENT IN PORT ORANGE

 


Constance Dogood <constancedogood76@gmail.com>
4:35 PM

BREAKING NEWS !
The grand climate survey strategy to have the poor souls at the city recite complaints real and imagined in return for higher wages and benefits has ended in disaster. After Saturday’s budget bloodbath it was confirmed that the Pity Party Express derailed at the intersection of SUCK IT UP & MOVE ON, and crashed into WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS, before coming to a complete stop at GET THE HELL OVER IT! with future complaints being directed to DR. SNIFFLES at 1-800-WAA WAH WAA.
Live from QUIT-UR BITCHIN, advising … SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP … life DOES NOT revolve around YOU !!!



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